Horny day... Haha...

Yoyoyo... I dunno if dis title is suitable or not leh... But hu care la hor... Haha...

When u all come to sch 2dae, did u all c a lot of ppl givin out some booklet??? DID U ALL TAKE IT??? Haha... Den u all shld noe it links to the title... Haha... I was readin tt booklet 2day... Actually got 2 booklets la... I took both... 1 is titled "NAKED", another is titled "Summer Edition, oops." So cool... Den i wanna blog wat is on tt article... I editted a lot of stuff i think... Coz some i think really no link la... Edit juz to make it funny only... Xcitin stuff is all below... U can choose to skip la hor... Haha...

THINGS TO DO...
How to get "really famous" in sch... Or the stuff u can do when bored...
1. Come late for lecture in a funky outfit/suit n sit at the centre row...

2. Write "Hi asshole" or "Hi sexy" on a small piece of paper and pass it to the person next to u for females and males repectively... For eg, a female sittin beside u--> write "Hi asshole..." Jux to turn her off...

3. Try to develop psychic powers and use dem... (LAME)

4. Ask the person next to or in front of u to marry u...

5. Randomly get out of ur seat and sit on the floor...

6. Do some Taichi to get the lecturers attention and when he/she ask wat u doin, say "Dere's a disturbance in the Forces..."

7. Talk abt dreams of bein a cleaner to the person beside u... (dis 1 real funny)

8. Wear a cape/ towel to sch/class and swish it arnd, a lot..

9. Say "like"... For eg, like, a lot; like, u noe??; like tt lor, u noe???

10. Draw a crappy map n ask ur frens/lecturer if dis is the way to the SAA...

11. Stumble into class, slur ur words and tell dem to ur lecturer...

12. Play tug of war w/ a fren usin a ruler, or anythin else in fact... Haha...

13. When ppl tok to u, say everythin softly... (Dis is also funny)

14. Ask random ppl whether they hav seen (random name)...

15. Stare at ur classmate n when they stare back, u tell dem "Starin is very impolite u noe...???"

16. Space out when some1 toks to u...

17. (Dis 1 xtreme kisiao lor...) Get up n go toilet, but before u reach the door, fall down as if u've fainted and dun move... When some1 comes over to help u, u get up and go out e door as if nth had happen...

18. Get a 3D glasses n walk into class... When lecture starts xclaim "WOAH!!! TT LOOKS SO REAL!!!" (haha... xtreme stupid lor...)

19. Put an "out of order" sign on everythin u c...

20. Laugh hysterically whenever ur lecturer tells a joke and dun stop till somethin happens i guess... (Haha... Choose ur lecturers well... Haha...)

Next, as it's Master-B's blog, fashion is a must... So comin up, tips from the summer edition of oops on...

THE DOs & DUNs FOR GUYS.
1. If t-shirts n jeans r all u've got, den stick to dem!!!

2. Dun wear muscle tees unless... Wat r muscle tees??? They r sleeveless tees... Oh come on, its called muscle tees for a reason... It's meant for guys w/ muscles... SO, only wear dem if u hav define guns... (kak ur muscles) ARH!!!

3. Dun wear ur shorts too high!!! Some guys hav nicer legs den gals ya... HOR, CHIN HOW.... Haha... (Dun worry, i not jealous... my legs r very nice liao) They'll put gals to shame... U dun wan ur gals to hav bigger muscles den u rite??? So dun show off... N it's ugly also, so dun...

4. Dun wear rude n vulgar tees!!!! It juz meant tt u r a TIKO (pervert, hentai, wateva) in trainin or u got some or a lot of attitude problem... Eg of some tees r like "sex instructor; good in bed; wateva..." (But actually hor, i dun mind leh... Haha... Attention seekin ma, tts wat dressin is sorta abt, isnt???"

5. Do get inspiration from different stylish celebs... Go google, yahoo, type some names of ur favourite celeb, look at how they wear, how they dress, learn a thing or 2 n make it ur own... Haha...

Next... As i've mentioned... Its a horny day... SO LETS TOK ABT SEX!!! Now now, lets all not get so horny n disgustin n stuff... N dun M_ _ _ _ _ B_ _ when u're readin my blog n watchin somethin else ar... LoL... Acutally, i dunno wat to say leh... Haha... I'll juz say wat we commentted 2dae abt our ppls' views in the articles... Haha... But before tt, lets take a look at some qns... Haha...

So wat's our generation really thinkin abt sex??
Is sex before marriage ok???
Can sex make or break a relationship???
Is sex the ultimate xpression of love???
Can a couple truly bond w/out sex???
N most importantly, wat do u think abt sex and the above qns???

So now lets crack some jokes n criticise wat others say... Haha...
1. "I wanna respect my galfren. If she's fine w/ it den i'll fine w/ it also..."
SO, u wan den say la... Hai yo, say until so nice nice like tt...

2. "I think sex is not the only way to show affection to ur partner. But i would hav sex w/ my boyfren if he wants to..."
Oh my, i also wanna hav a galfren like tt...

3. "I think of sex as as a precious gift from mi to my husband to symbolize my love 4 him, somethin to look forward to on my weddin day!!!"
Oh mo, so old fashion... Haha... N e precious gift only last for 1 day ar... Other times hav sex not precious liao... Haha...

4. "I think u've got to hav an active sex life for a lastin relationship, after marriage, it definitely spices things up! But before, marriage, its like a no-no..."
I so agree... Great minds think alike!!!

5. "Sex is not necessary- it's juz a function of reproduction. Ppl can survive w/out it"
Oh mo oh mo... Wat kind of sci student r u... Student from NUS... I think read too many bks liao... Forget logic, all notes only... Ppl how to survive w/out reproduction leh... COME ON!!! NO sex, no reproduction!!! HUMAN KIND WILL FACE EXTINCTION LA... BoDoh... Dis guy i really wanna shoot till he die sia... STOP READIN BKS N START THINKIN STRAIGHT LA... Bodoh... LoL...

Dere's more la, but i dun hav n dun wanna say all of dem... So tired liao... Haha... I hope u hav a great time readin ya...

Take care n cya next time...