The Complain King

Hihi!!! As the title goes, I'm the complain king... Haha... I was readin jee's blog n after readin her post on 12th June, I wanted to blog hop... Den I scrolled to the other links... Haha... Den I saw "the complain king" tab... Haha... I wonder hu it was... It was mi!!! Hahaha... N guess wat, my previous post is complain abt aunites again!!! Whahahahaha... I sometimes ask myself, will I ever get sick of complain abt dese aunties... N my ans: NO!!! Haha...

Tts the only way I can relieve my frustration abt dem... Haha... Oh well, juz bored at work... Haha... Tryin to waste time so tt I got stuff for OT ltr... Haha... It's fun to earn free money, especially ot money...

Stupid aunites

2day, while waitin for the shuttle bus to NUH, I witnessed the famous singapore aunite spirit: the art of kiasuness n the other required skill tt follows in order to be e ultimate auntie of singapore... I really pray none of u readin dis post will b like tt... I'll turn away immediately okiz... So no face to b ur fren... All dose idiotic aunites out dere juz irritates mi...

Another thing is tt dere is cleaner in NUH... Bllloooddddyyy hell, tryin to act all kind n carin... Wat an asshole... Really... Dis stupid auntie was tryin to show off her aunite spirit by cuttin e queue for goin on board e shuttle bus, she was waitin for an opportunity... Den dis stupid auntie foreign cleaner ask her to stand in front of her to board e bus... I was like wat e f--- ordy... Den when it was my turn to board r bus, the bus driver said full liao... I was so frustrated, I juz felt like pullin e stupid auntie down e bus... Den as I back down e bus, an old man behind mi went up n asked e auntie to get down...

Tt stupid auntie really got down n tt f--kin old man managed to board e bus... I was f--kin frustrated n fumin... When was it ur turn to board u f--kin old bastard?? Tts wat I thought to myself... But nvm I said, n continued to play my game... Dese old ppl ar... Really f--ked up sia... Must really kill dem all if I've e chance to... Singapore will ssssoooo b like a better place...

N dere's another drunkard in e mrt beside mi... He was like slppin on e floor on e connector between 2 cabins... Den he keep swayin from side to side... Den for a moment, he was slppin on my shoe n I sort of kicked his head lightly as he tried to rub his face on my white shoes... F--ked up again man... Er!!!! I'll kill tt person if I've got e chance to also...

Wat a f--ked up day man!!! My horoscope asked mi to control my emotions but I'll juz blast dem here in my blog... Er!!! I wanna break somethin!!!! Oh my goodness!!

Roar!!!

Hey ppl!!!

Hey ppl... Wanna do business together??? Treat it as an xtra income during NS for during ur full time job... Really, n u can get the things u wan, be it clothes, paddles, allowances or even saving up for ur 21st birthday n ur Univerity fees and life... Really!!! Its true...

If i think it wouldn't work, u think i'll be askin u all to join mi meh... If u think its not gd, u think i'll b enthu to share with u guys meh...

If u dun believe, lets meet up n i'll tell u more... See it for urself n judge for urself... Wateva ur frens say or tell u... Its their own preception... Wat they THINK may not work for dem, MAY work for u... Coz it worked for many ppl like u n i hu dun believe in such things also...

Trust mi... Wait no longer... The only real failure in LIFE ar, is the failure to even try... Really... True??? Agree??? If u r scared to try or wat, think abt for a moment, u noe wat i'm gonna tell u meh??? U noe wats gonna happen next meh??? I dun think so...

Trust mi, i'm in dis together with other frens, n soon, we'll b in dis together, earning xtra incomes and helpin to support our own families...

Think about it: working together n stayin in touch for all the years to come... agree not??

Those who believe they are exclusively in the right are generally dose who achieve something...

Jokes and Quotes...

Hey guys, i dunno wat to type so ya, i guess i'll type some jokes and quotes juz to fill up my post quotas...

Here goes, the joke of the day...

Little Ace was 7 years old and like other boys of his age, rather curious about courting girls from other boys after hearing quite a bit about it from other older boys. He wondered what it was like and how it was done.

One Day, he took his questions to his mom and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Ace, because it was troublesome and lengthy, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning, Ace described everything to his mom:

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her. I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like a doctor would. Except he's not as good as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.

He was getting sick too because pretty soon, both of them started panting and getting out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got towards the end of the couch. This was when the fever started.

I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really HOT. Finally, i found out what was making them so sick. There was a big eel that had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long. HONEST!!!

Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it, she got really scared. Her eyes got big and her mouth fell open and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones i saw at the lake!!

Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by bitting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go, i guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.

Sis laid back and spread her legs so that she could get a scissor lock on it and he helped by layin on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishin it between them.

After a while, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they killed the eel. I knew it was dead because it juz hung dere limp and some of it's insides were hangin out. Sis n her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again... And by golly, the eel wasnt dead after all!!!

It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats, havin nice lives or something... This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because i saw sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet."

After hearing, his mom fainted...

Hoped u enjoyed the joke... hahaha...

Quote of the day: The Only Real Failure in Life is the Failure to Try...

Havin a sister equals to havin a slug...

Yea, u heard mi rite... My sis is like a slug... Leavin nth behind but shit and slime... A useless creature that walks e planet Earth... Not worth mentioning unless used to describe a sister like mine...

I think i feel like takin my works back... She's not a slug... She's worst den one... Even a tree has more benefits to the world den her...

How i wish i had a brother instead of a sis... Dere r so much more benefits of a guy den a lousy girl... Especially dis one... Girls like her are insensible, stupid, inconsiderate, rude, useless and most of all, nth worth mentioning to others...

The only times i mention abt dis lump of faeces is only during complains or when some1 ask how mnay siblings i hav... Wat a shame to say too...

N i thought girls are suppose to b the more sensible 1... Well, other part of my mind is sayin i cannot judge just becoz of one ass but i still cannot accept the fact tt both our parents are well taught, intelligent but have such a useless daughter...

I'm not sayin i'm like very awesome or wat, but placin mi next to her will make mi look like an angel in ALL WAYS in terms of character... I'll repeat and stress the word: ALL... Now i noe why she always get scolded... I'm starting to feel my parents PAIN... Like totally...

Damm worthless leh dis woman... No, dis girl... Immature, childish, playful and INSENSIBLE... Totally...

Okiz, time to get over dis matter... No use complaining... I also dunno wat her bf sees in her... Nth worth... Unless he wants her for sex only lor...

Chey, useless woman...

It's been so long...

Hey hey hey, it's been so long since i've blogged abt stuff... How r the bitches n bastards doin out dere??? Haha... Havin fun without mi?? Haha... Anyway, it's been really long ya... I'm so lost... I dunno where n wat to start on... Haha...

Well I stopped blogging becoz too busy... Really didn't had e time to actually sit in front of e com to type a post... Even now also, I'm usin my iPhone... Haha... I'm juz usin e free gb for Internet... I'm suppose to b workin now la... Haha... Currently workin at NUH as a wat, temp admin staff?? Haha...

So I do e same thing almost everytime I come for work... But tts how woekin life goes rite, we juz do e same thing all day for 8-9 hrs a day for 5-7 times a week, for abt 4 weeks a mth n 12 mths a year for e rest of our lives... Haha... Saddening??? Very saddening indeed... Haha... But if dere's a chance to retire early, to do things u wan with an xtra income earned, would u wanna do??

Some may say yes, some may say no... Dose tt say yes hav dreams, wants and guts to dream for things tt r unreachable to dose tt say no to such opportunities... Dose tt say no r dose tt will lead a normal, maynot b so comfortable, but still able to survive kind of life... Enuff to feed urself, enuff to pay e bills, enuff to feed or keep a family of 4... Juz enuff...

But wats enuff??? Is dere enuff to spend on holidays, is it enuff to bring e whole family out to overseas, or only to Malaysia??? Is dere money money to buy e expensive stuff we want, or jux enuff to spend on e stuff we need?? Wats enuff for us??

Tts y I'm tryin to offer dis opportunity to my frens but I dunno y, they r more concern on how to start off or decidin whether to start off instead of goin ahead to do it n worry abt e outcome ltr... Even if it's a few hundreds a mth, it can able mi to do or buy more stuff...

I juz deleted a whole lot of wat I'm suppose to say but I dun wanna get sued or somethin... So I took it off... Ask mi if u wanna noe wat I deleted... Sometime quite interesting I must say... Argumentative...

But oh well, I dun wanna force any1... Some times I really wanna like force dem to join becoz it's a really gd chance to get xtra allowance n ask for a lower allowance from ur parents instead of relyin on parents all e time...

Some1 once told mi, from the time we r born till 23-25 yrs old, everythin is well planned n organised for us... But wat r e plans after tt??? Workin ur ass off till u retire at e age of wat?? 60?? 70?? The cap for retirement is increasing... When will it b when it's our time to retire??? I really wonder... Oh well...

All I can say is all e best to every1... Pls, let's us meet up soon to eat xiaolongbaos... Haha... I'm fine with kushinbo also... Haha...